Jokes & Riddles

Here are some jokes and riddles.

Check 'em out!

:)

Jokes

[1]
Teacher  : Can you give me an example of wasted energy?
Student   : Yes, Ma'am. Telling a hair-raising story to a bald-headed man.

[2]
A duck, a frog, and a skunk wanted to go to the movies. The admission was one dollar. Which one of the three couldn't afford to go?
Answer: The skunk.
Do you know why?
The duck had a bill. The frog had a greenback. But the skunk only had a scent.

[3]
There were three stores in a row. One day, the first store owner in the row put up a sign reading, FIRE SALE.
Then the third man in the row put up a sign  reading, BANKRUPTCY SALE.
The man in the middle surveyed his neighbour's signs for a while and then came out with one of his own which read: MAIN ENTRANCE.

[4]
Son  : Dad, I just graduated and I got my B.A.
Mom: I suppose now you'll be trying for a Ph.D?
Dad  : No, he's going to be trying for a J.O.B.

Riddles

[1]
What nation is dreaded by students?
Answer: Examination

What nation is a crazy nation?
 Answer: Hallucination

What nation is a lazy nation?
Answer: Procrastination


[2]
What is the longest word in English language?
Answer: smiles

[3]
What is a honeymoon salad?
Lettuce alone.

[4]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Colonel Sanders.

[5]
What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?
Time to either get it fixed or get a new clock.